Fun fun fun

This morning in the elevator, I discovered the most fun thing one can do at 830 a.m. on a weekday.

I was standing in a sorta blind spot of the elevator, and had control of the door open/close buttons, so I just closed the doors because I thought everyone'd gotten it.
But nooooo there was this stray Ah Lian, but I couldn't see her as she came around the corner into the elevator, and I inadverdently ended up squashing her between the doors. She glared at everyone in the lift but I said sorry and she went to sulk in a corner.

THEN THEN THEN two more people came in, but because I was in the blind spot I didn't see them again!

Squash, squash...

THEN THEN THEN THEN THEN another person came in, and because I couldn't see her, I ended up squashing her too!

I felt bad at first, but then I had to stifle a giggle all the way to my floor as I silently admitted to myself how much fun I had squashing people between the elevator doors.

Hahahahah

(wipes tear from eye)